{"product_id":"east-of-india-scallop-coaster-insanity-is-hereditary","title":"East of India Scallop Coaster - Insanity is Hereditary","description":"\u003cp\u003eA charming scalloped edge coaster featuring a witty sentiment that speaks to every parent. The playful text reads \"Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children\" — a humorous nod to the joys and challenges of parenthood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted by East of India, this coaster combines practical home protection with lighthearted humour. The delicate scalloped edges add a touch of elegance, making it equally at home on a coffee table or as a thoughtful gift for mums, dads, or anyone raising the next generation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for gifting or keeping for yourself as a daily reminder that your sanity (or lack thereof) is entirely your children's fault.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e11 x 11 x 0.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"East of India","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56959006867842,"sku":"224","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2315\/7605\/files\/0224a-0925-1024x1024.jpg?v=1790941592","url":"https:\/\/maplegifts.co.uk\/products\/east-of-india-scallop-coaster-insanity-is-hereditary","provider":"Maple Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}