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Boxer Please Don't Die A Guide For Neglectful Houseplant Owners Book

Boxer Please Don't Die A Guide For Neglectful Houseplant Owners Book

by Boxer
£9.99 - £9.99
£9.99
£9.99 - £9.99
£9.99
Free UK delivery on orders over £50.
Only £3.99 for orders under £50.
If you just succ at keeping succulents, or are an absolute monster to your monstera, it might be time to change your ways and save your plants from… well, you!

Please Don’t Die is a hilarious and informative guide to keeping houseplants alive. Packed with plant facts, jokes, and handy tips to bring your sad-looking leafy pals back from the brink, you’ll go from botanical butcher to houseplant hero in no time.

With gorgeous illustrations and a quality hardback cover, this 128-page novelty book makes a brilliant gardening gift for friends, family, or that one crazy plant lady or struggling Plant Mum who could use a bit of green-fingered guidance!
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