Boxer The Little Book of Farts
This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it's the perfect gift for toilet-humoured-trouser-coughers!
Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices... and our farts.
Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip.
Get a whiff of what this book's got going on inside:
· Historical farts, such as The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun · Musical farts, such as Trumpet Chorus · Travel farts, such as Turdulance · Animal Farts, such as The Whale Song · Mini Farts, such as Pocket Parp
And more!
After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Dimensions
- Extent: 160 pages
- Format: Hardback
Delivery Information
All orders are sent with our trusted delivery partner Royal Mail. Delivery is free for all UK orders over £50. Our Standard Delivery (2-5 working days) is £3.99. Express Delivery (1-2 working days) is £5.99. If you spend over £50 you can select express delivery at a reduced price of £3.99. We also offer free collection from store and free local delivery in Porthcawl (postal area CF36). Orders placed after 12pm on Friday will not be posted until the following Monday.
We only dispatch orders Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays).
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Returns & Refunds
You can return an *item to us for either exchange or refund within 14 days of receiving it.
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Contact Us
If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact us. Call our store on 01656 784200 (option 1) or email us at info@maplechocs.co.uk
