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F*** Now There are Two of You Book

F*** Now There are Two of You Book

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It turns out that two is a million more kids than one. Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the F*** to Sleep and You Have to F***ing Eat. Now F*** , Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.
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